My True Love

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three french vanilla creamers, two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me phone calling friends (one call from an old friend each day), three french vanilla creamers, two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me five pineapple rings, phone calling friends, three french vanilla creamers, two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six M&Ms in an egg carton laying, five pineapple rings, phone calling friends, three french vanilla creamers, two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven goldfish crackers swimming, six M&Ms in an egg carton laying, five pineapple rings, phone calling friends, three french vanilla creamers, two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight cheeses melting, seven goldfish crackers swimming, six M&Ms in an egg carton laying, five pineapple rings, phone calling friends, three french vanilla creamers, two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me nine moves for dancing, eight cheeses melting, seven goldfish crackers swimming, six M&Ms in an egg carton laying, five pineapple rings, phone calling friends, three french vanilla creamers, two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten Lord of the Rings chapters, nine moves for dancing, eight cheeses melting, seven goldfish crackers swimming, six M&Ms in an egg carton laying, five pineapple rings, phone calling friends, three french vanilla creamers, two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eleven pipes of licorice, ten Lord of the Rings chapters, nine moves for dancing, eight cheeses melting, seven goldfish crackers swimming, six M&Ms in an egg carton laying, five pineapple rings, phone calling friends, three french vanilla creamers, two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve Shai Linne songs drumming, eleven pipes of licorice, ten Lord of the Rings chapters, nine moves for dancing, eight cheeses melting, seven goldfish crackers swimming, six M&Ms in an egg carton laying, five pineapple rings, phone calling friends, three french vanilla creamers, two turtle candies, and a pear from a Bartlett pear tree!